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Help fact-checking a list of well known Childfree people
2020.06.04 17:08 ChildfreeFamily Help fact-checking a list of well known Childfree people
I'm compiling a list of childfree people for a blog. I have found a few lists online (which have been helpful). But in some cases they were not up-to-date. A person may have had children since being added to their list (example: I had to remove George Clooney who appeared on a number of lists). Or there might be some people missing who should be on the list.
If you have a moment to scan the list and let me know of any other errors or omissions it would be appreciated.
It has been fun working on this list. A few people on it surprised me. Thanks again for any help.
\Edit for clarification: the term "childfree", in the sense of this list, will be in regards to people who never had a child from a live birth, fostered a child, adopted a child, or was a step-parent.*
Herbert Samuel Adams – Sculptor
Charles Addams – Cartoonist (The New Yorker)
Jane Addams - Social Worker, Political Activist, Co-Founder of the ACLU, & Nobel Peace Prize Winner
Nancy Addison – Actress
Louisa May Alcott – Author
Cynthia May Westover Alden – Author, Philanthropist
Grover Cleveland Alexander – Baseball Player
Suzy Allegra – Author
Marty Allen – Comedian
John Murray Anderson – Musical Theatre Producer
Laurie Anderson – Performance Artist
Marian Anderson – Concert Singer
Louis Andriessen – Composer
Jennifer Aniston – Actress
Susan B. Anthony – Womans’ Suffragist
Samuel Appleton – Politician, Philanthropist
Geoffrey Arend - Actor
Louis Armstrong – Musician (Contested: The Louis Armstrong Museum states he had no children, but in 2012 Sharon Preston-Folta has claimed to be his daughter from Lucille “Sweets” Preston, a dancer at the New York Cotton Club)
Boris Artzybasheff – Artist
Dorothy Arzner – Film Director
Dr. Robert C. Atkins – Diet Doctor, Author, Creator of the Atkins Diet
V.C. Andrews – Author
Jane Austen – Author
Max Baer Jr. – Actor
Francis Bacon – Politician, Philosopher, Scientist
Florence Bailey – Author, Naturalist, Ornithologist
Tallulah Bankhead – Actress
Abdullah al-Baradouni – Yemeni Poet
Bob Barker – Game Show Host
Joe Barr – Canadian Politician
Lynda Barry – Cartoonist
Clara Barton - Nurse, Humanitarian, Founder and First President of the American Red Cross
Kathy Bates – Actress
Jaya Battacharya – Actress
King Baudouin – King of Belgium
Samuel Beckett – Author, Playwright, Poet
Ludwig Van Beethoven – Composer
Joe Besser – Actor
Isabella Bird – Author
Jacqueline Bisset – Actress
Lewis Black – Comedian
Eubie Blake – Musician, Composer
William Blake – Artist
Brenda Blethyn – Actress
Marc Blitzstein – Composer, Dramatist
Baroness Karen Blixen – Author
Rosa Bonheur – French Painter and Sculptor
Pierre Bonnard – Artist
William Edgar Borah – Politician
Lara Flynn Boyle – Actress
Georges Brassens – Singer
Alison Brie – Actress
Joe Bob Briggs aka John Bloom – Author, Movie Critic
Raymond Briggs – Children’s Book Author
Poppy Z. Brite – Author
Anne Bronte – Author
Louise Brooks – Actress
Helen Gurley Brown – Feminist, Editor
Reno Browne – Actress, Equestrian
Delta Burke – Actress
Kathy Burke - Actress, Comedian
James Buchanan – 15th U.S. President
Pat Buchanan – Politician, Presidential Candidate
James Burke – Creator of the PBS Series “Connections”, Scientific American columnist
Raymond Burr – Actor
Caryl Lee Burroughs – Hollywood Animal Trainer
Leo Buscaglia – Author
Brett Butler – Actress, Comedian
Julia Cameron – Director
Phyllis Carlyle – Film Producer
Dora Carrington – Bloomsbury Artist
Laura Carroll – Author
Mary Casatt – Artist
Roger Casement – Irish Patriot
Nina Cassian – Poet
Barbara Castle – British Politician
Kim Cattrall – Actress
Mary Chapin Carpenter – Singer, Songwriter
Rosamond Halsey Carr – Founder of Rwanda’s Imbabazi Orphanage, Author, Fashion Designer
Richard Chamberlain – Actor
Coco Chanel – Fashion Designer (Contested: Following her elder sister’s suicide, she looked after her son)
Stockard Channing – Actress
RuPaul Andre Charles - Drag Performer, TV Personality
Judy Chicago – Artist
Margaret Cho – Comedian
Julia Child – Professional Chef, Cookbook Author
Helen Clark – New Zealand Prime Minister
Patricia Clarkson – Actress
Dorothy Clewes – Children’s Book Author
Imogene Coca – Actress
Claudette Colbert – Actress
Billy Collins – U.S. Poet Laureate
C. Collodi – Author
William Conrad – Actor
Frances Conroy – Actress
Storm Constantine – Fantasy Writer
Jill Ker Conway – Author, first woman President of Smith College
Anne Cool – Canadian Senator
Pat Coombs – Actress
Copernicus – Scientist
John Corbett – Actor
Joseph Cornell – Artist and Creator of the Cornell Box
Ann Coulter – Political Commentator
Alec Sadler Craig – Australian Politician, Philanthropist
Quentin Crisp – Author, Actor
Tim Curry – Actor
Charlotte Curtis – First woman on the masthead of The New York Times
Patrika Darbo – Actress
Simone de Beauvoir – Author
Mahmoud Darwish – Palestinian Poet
Leonardo Da Vinci – Artist
Gray Davis – Governor of California
Ellen Degeneres – Comedian
Jeffery Deaver – Author
Eugene Victor Debs – Activist
Bessie and Sadie Delaney – Authors
Dana Delany – Actress
Don DeLillo – Author
Del Rubio Triplets – Musical Group
Bo Derek – Actress
Rene Descartes – Philosopher
Portia De Rossi – Actress
Emily Dickinson – Poet
Benjamin Disraeli – Politician, Author
Steve Ditko – Cartoonist, co-creator of the Spider-Man Comics
Dorothea Dix – Educator, writer, philanthropist
Hannah Dobryn – Author
Tamara Dobson – Actress
Richard Donner – Film Director
Lauren Shuler Donner – Film Producer
Lizzie Douglas aka Memphis Minnie- Singer, Guitarist, Songwriter
Marjory Stoneman Douglas – Environmentalist, Founder of Friends of the Everglades
Maureen Dowd – Columnist, Pulitzer Prize winner
Sir George Downing – Founder of Downing College, Cambridge, England
Gabriel Dumont – Native American Tribal Leader
Lena Dunham - Actress, Director, Producer
Francis Drake – Explorer
Fran Drescher – Actress
Esther Dyson – Author, Internet Expert
Amelia Earhart – Aviator
Deborah Eisenberg – Author
Liubov Egorova – Dancer
Anita Ekberg – Actress
T.S. Eliot – Poet
Havelock Ellis – Psychologist, Author
Tracee Ellis Ross – Actress
Harlan Ellison – Author
Elizabeth I – Queen of England
Joan Elm – Canadian Politician, Community Activist
Bonnie Erbé – PBS Commentator and Columnist
Dame Edith Evans – British Film and Stage Actress
Linda Evans – Actress
Rupert Everett – Actor
Anne Ewers – CEO of the Utah Symphony & Opera
Jane Fallon – Author
Chow Yun-Fat – Actor
Barbara Feldon – Actress
Pamelyn Ferdin – Actress
Ralph Fiennes – Actor
Lynn Fontanne – Actress
Margot Fonteyn – British Ballerina
Juliana Rieser Force – Whitney Museum Director
Richard Ford – Author, Editor of Granta
Margaretta Forten – Abolitionist
Dian Fossey – Anthropologist
Janet Frame – Poet
Felix Frankfurter – Supreme Court Justice
Tanya Franks – Actress
William Frawley – Actor
Frank Frazetta – Artist
Alice Freeman – First woman to be President of a liberal arts college, (Wellesley), helped establish the University of Chicago.
Elsie Freund – Artist, Jewelry Designer
Louis Freund – Artist
Robert Fripp – Composer, Musician
Stephen Fry - Actor, Comedian
Eva Gabor – Actress
Magda Gabor – Actress
Maxwell Gage – Noted New Zealand Geologist
Diamanda Galas – Singer
Tess Gallagher – Author
Paul William Gallico – Author
Janeane Garofalo – Actress, Comedian
Greta Garbo – Actress
Ava Gardner – Actress
Henry Garfiled aka Henry Rollins - Musician (Black Flag, Rollins Band)
Greer Garson – Actress
Gloria Gaynor – Singer
Anthony Geary – Soap Opera Actor
Ricky Gervais – Comedian
William Schwenck Gilbert – Composer for Gilbert & Sullivan
Althea Gibson – Athlete
Dorothy Gish – Actress
Lillian Gish – Actress
Katharine Bruce Glasier – Author
Susan Glaspell – Playwright
Sharon Gless – Actress
Crispin Glover – Actor
Christoph Willibald Gluck – Composer
Paulette Goddard – Actress
Robert Hutchings Goddard – Physicist
Kurt Godel – Author
Alexander Godunov – Actor, Dancer
Stephen Goldin – Author
Emma Goldman – Activist, Feminist
Valeria Golino – Actress
Jan Goodwin – Author, Travel Writer
Edward Gorey – Artist
Lotte Goslar – Dancer
Lauren Graham - Actress (Contested - Her long-term partner has a child.)
Martha Graham – Choreographer
Cecil Green – Former CEO of Texas Instruments, Philanthropist
Johnny Green – Musician
Gael Greene – Food Critic, Author
Baroness Susan Greenfield – Director of the Royal Institution, Professor of Synaptic Pharmacology at Oxford University, Neurologist
John Robert Gregg – Inventor of the Gregg Shorthand Method, Publisher
Joyce Grenfell – British Actress
Nanci Griffith – Singer, Songwriter
Martha Griffiths – First Female Michigan Lieutenant Governor
Terry Gross – NPR Host
James Grout – Actor
Mabel Dole Haden – Former President of NABWA
Catherine Hakim – British Sociologist
Daryl Hall – Singer, Musician (Hall & Oates)
Jon Hamm - Actor
Celia Hammond – Former Model and Animal Activist
Lionel Hampton – Musician
Georg Friedrich Handel – Composer
Chelsea Handler - Comedian
Howard Harold Hanson – Pulitzer-Prize Winning Composer
Setsuko Hara – Japanese Actress
Warren Gamaliel Harding – 29th U.S. President
E Chambré Hardman – Photographer
Jean Harlow - Actress
Debbie Harry – Singer (Blondie)
Alex Heard – Author
Sir Edward Heath - Politician, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
Susan Helms – Astronaut
Christina Hendricks - Actress, Model
Adrian Henri – Poet, Painter
Marguerite Henry – Children’s Book Author
Katherine Hepburn – Actress
Milton S. Hershey – Founder of the Hershey Chocolate Company
Lorena Hickok – AP Political Reporter
Taiko Hirabayashi – Author
Nicole Hollander – Cartoonist
Thelma Holt – Actress, Theatre Producer
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. – Associate Justice of the Supreme Court (USA)
Grace Murray Hopper – Computer Scientist
Rima Horton - Politician
Soad Hosni – Egyptian Actress
Lila Kedrova Howard – Actress
Mick Hucknall – Singer
Howard Hughes - American Business Magnate, Investor, Pilot, Engineer, Film Director, Philanthropist
Bonnie Hunt – Actress
Kristin Hunter – Children’s Book Author
Lauren Hutton – Actress, Model
Patricia Ireland – President of the National Organization for Women, NOW
George J. Irbe – Creator of the Great Lakes water temperature climatology
John A. “Jack” Jackson – Philanthropist, Oilman
Tove Jansson – Children’s Book Author
Randall Jarrell – Poet
Anna Jarvis – the “Founder of Mother’s Day”
Joan of Arc – Christian Saint
Jack Johnson – First African-American to win the heavyweight boxing championship of the world.
Margaret Johnston – Actress
Martin and Osa Johnson – Authors, Photographers, explorers, and naturalists.
Richard Mentor Johnson – U.S. Vice-President
Samuel Johnson – Author, Editor
William Hugh Johnston – Labor Leader
Carolyn Jones – Actress
Renee Jones – Actress
Spike Jonze – Film Director
Ashley Judd – Actress, Activist
Madeline Kahn – Actress
Immanuel Kant – Philosopher
Julie Kavner – Actress
Nikos Kazantzakis – Author
Odette Keene – Musician
Helen Keller – Author
Joyce Kennard – Judge
Joe Kernan – Politician
Maynard Keynes – Economist, Founder of the Vic-Wells Ballet, Financed the Arts Theatre in Cambridge, England
King Louis XVI – King of France
William Lyon MacKenzie King – Former Canadian Prime Minister
William Rufus King – U.S. Vice-President
Robert Kiyosaki – Author
Caroline Knapp – Author
Aleksandra Kollontai – Author
Dean Koontz – Author
Tadeusz Kościuszko – Polish Patriot
Jerzy Kosinski – Author
Jonathan Kozol – Author, Activist
Lee Krasner – Artist
Albert Kroc – Co-Developer of McDonald’s Fast Food Chain
Henry Richardson Labouisse – Diplomat, Former Head of UNICEF
Karl Lagerfeld - Fashion Designer
Princess Lakshmi – Indian Princess
Elsa Lanchester – Actress
Philip Larkin – Author, Poet
Charles Laughton – Actor, Director
Dan Lauria – Actor
Frank John Lausche – Politician
Tom Lehrer – Singer, Musician
Jay Leno – TV Host
Richard Lewis – Comedian
Lyn Lifshin – Poet
Queen Liliuokalani – Queen of Hawaii
Siân Lloyd – Weather Broadcaster
Carole Lombard – Actress
Jack Lord – Actor
Pauline Lord – Actress
Patty Loveless – Singer
Alfred Lunt – Actor
John Lyon – Philanthropist, Regarded as the Founder of The Great Public School Of Harrow
Rose McClendon – Actress
Robert McCormick – Former Owner of the Chicago Tribune
Mary Jackson McCrorey – Politician, Activist
Hattie McDaniel – Actress
Roddy McDowall – Actor, Photographer
Odd McIntyre – Newspaper Columnist
Ian McKellen – Actor
Kristy McNichol – Actress
Janet McTeer – Actress
Christine McVie – Singer, Songwriter (Fleetwood Mac)
Dora Maar – Photographer
René Magritte – Artist
Bill Maher – TV Personality
Katherine Mansfield – Author
Shirley Manson – Singer
Vito Anthony Marcantonio – Politician
Francesca Marciano – Actress
Miriam Margoyles – Actress
Mary Ellen Mark – Award-Winning Photographer
William III & Mary II of England – King & Queen of England, Ireland, and Scotland
Bobbie Ann Mason – Children’s Book Author
Mari Matsunaga – Creator of i-mode, Named One of the Top 25 Tech Women of the Web
Theresa May - Politician, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
Giuseppe Mazzini – Italian Patriot
Fradique de Menezes – President of Sao Tome and Principe
Melina Mercouri – Greek Actress
Freddie Mercury – Musician
Angela Merkel – German Chancellor
George Michael – Musician
Oscar Micheaux – Film Director, Producer, Author
Edna St. Vincent Millay – Poet
Alley Mills – Actress
Brenda Milner – Renowned Professor of Neuro-Psychology: Mcgill’s Faculty Of Medicine And At The Montreal Neurological Institute
Kylie Minogue - Singer
Helen Mirren – Actress
Margaret Mitchell – Author
Eugenio Montale – Nobel Prize Winner, Poet, Author, Editor, Translator
Vicki Moore – Spanish Animal Rights Philanthropist
John Morgan – Founder of the University of Pennsylvania Medical School, and Medical Director of the Continental Army
Lady Morgan (Sydney Owenson) – Author
Morrissey – Musician
Rob Morse – Columnist (San Francisco Chronicle)
Marjorie “Mo” Mowlam – Britain’s Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
John Mulaney – Comedian
Annamarie Tendler Mulaney – Artist
Diana Muldaur – Actress
Megan Mullally - Actress
Ona Munson – Actress
Haruki Murakami – Author
Iris Murdoch – Author
Mikayil Mushfig – Poet
Modest Mussorgsky – Composer
Kanagarajah Muthiah – Tamil Activist
Ralph Nader – Activist
Taslima Nasrin – Author
Alla Nazimova – Actress
Noel Neill – Actress
Bebe Neuwirth – Actress
Sir Isaac Newton – Scientist
Stevie Nicks – Singer (Fleetwood Mac)
Friedrich Nietzsche – Philosopher
Florence Nightingale – Nurse
Ursula Nordstrom – Children’s Book Editor
Jessye Norman – Opera Singer
Kim Novak – Actress
Rudolph Nureyev – Dancer
Anita O’Day – Jazz Singer
Georgia O’Keeffe – Artist
Frederick D. O’Neal – Actor, Playwright
Joyce Carol Oates – Author
Nick Offerman - Actor
Sandra Oh - Actress
Claire Parker – Director, Animator
Dorothy Parker – Author
Suzanne-Lori Parks – Playwright
Rosa Parks – Activist
Dolly Parton – Singer, Actress
Julia Pascal – Playwright
Ann Patchett – Author
Alicia Patterson – Editor
Wolfgang Pauli – Physicist
Linus Pauling – Winner of Nobel Prizes in Chemistry and Peace
Sarah Paulson – Actress
Michelle Paver – Author
Anna Pavlova – Dancer
Molly Peacock – Poet, President Emerita of the Poetry Society of America
Minnie Pearl – Singer
Samuel Pepys – Author
Matthew Perry - Actor
Bernadette Peters – Actress
Jean Peters - Actress
Arthur Phillip – First British Administrator Sent to Australia
Wendell Phillips – Orator and Reformer
William Phillips – Co-founder and Editor of Partisan Review , Writer, Critic
Marge Piercy – Author, Poet
Plato – Philosopher
Martha Plimpton - Actress
Edgar Allan Poe – Author
Jackson Pollock – Artist
Katherine Ann Porter – Author
Parker Posey – Actress
Beatrix Potter – Children’s Book Author
Charles Edward Potter – Politician, Philanthropist, Administrator of the Cheboygan County Bureau of Social Aid
Joyce Purnick – Former New York Times Metro Editor, Journalist
Edna Purviance – Silent Movie Actress
Colin Quinn – Comedian
Robin Quivers – Radio Host
Raffi – Children’s Musician
Bonnie Raitt – Singer, Songwriter
Joey Ramone – Musician
Ayn Rand – Writer, Philosopher, Author
A. Philip Randolph – Politician
Jeanette Rankin – 1st Female US Representative
Man Ray – Artist
Rachel Ray – Celebrity Chef
Lou Reed – Singer, Musician
George Reeves – Actor
Frances Reid – Actress
Leni Riefenstahl – Filmmaker
Janet Reno – Former U.S. Attorney-General
Judith Resnick – Astronaut
Jennifer Rhodes – Actress
Condoleezza Rice – National Security Advisor
Cliff Richards – Musician
Miranda Richardson – Actress
Alan Rickman – Actor, Director
Elizabeth Riddell – Journalist
Sally Ride – First American Female Astronaut
Bridget Riley – Artist
John Ringling – Founder of Ringling Brothers Circus
Mary Roach - Author
Morgan Andrew Robertson – Author
Debbie Rochon – Actress
Norman Perceval Rockwell – Illustrator
Eric Rohmann – Author, Winner of the 2003 Caldecott Medal for Best Illustrated Children’s Book
Ginger Rogers – Actress
Richard Roeper – Film Reviewer, Chicago Sun-Times
Wilhelm Rontgen – Awarded the first Nobel Prize for Physics in 1901, discoverer of X-Rays
William Bruce Rose Jr. aka Axl Rose - Musician (Guns N' Roses)
Mickey Rourke – Actor, Boxer
Patricia Routledge – Actress
Joan Ruddock – Activist
John Ruskin – Author
Winona Ryder – Actress
Yves Saint-Laurent - Fashion Designer
Dr. Lee Salk – Child Psychologist
Renu Saluja – Indian Film Editor
Diana Sands – Actress
Aligi Sassu – Artist
John Sayles – Director
Jean-Paul Sartre – Existential Philosopher
Diane Sawyer – TV News Anchor
Rosika Schwimmer – Author, Activist
Ed and Thelma Schoenberger – Co-founders of the Indiana Flower & Patio Show
Ellen Browning Scripps – Newspaper Columnist, Philanthropist
Joel Schumacher – Film Director
Maurice Sendak – Children’s Book Author
George Bernard Shaw – Playwright
Lionel Shriver – Author
Sarah Silverman – Comedian, Actress
Michael Sinelnikoff – Actor
Siouxsie – Singer, Musician (Siouxsie and the Banshees)
Robert Smith – Singer, Musician (The Cure)
David Shogren – Bassist (Doobie Brothers)
Betty Smith – Author
Dodie Smith – Playwright, Author of The Hundred and One Dalmatians
Gladys Louise Smith aka Mary Pickford - Actress, Producer, Screenwriter, Businesswoman
Howard Worth Smith – Politician
Kate Smith – Singer
Lemony Snicket (Real Name: Daniel Handler) – Children’s Book Author
David Souter – Supreme Court Justice
Jill St. John – Actress
Mabel Stark – Female Tiger Trainer
Gertrude Stein – Author, Patron of the Arts
Victor Strauss – WWII Journalist
Gloria Steinem – Activist, Writer
Maria W. Stewart – Author, Activist
Lily Strickland – Composer, Writer, Artist
Patrick Swayze – Actor
Loretta Swit – Actress
Henrietta Szold – Holocaust Heroine
Wislawa Szymborska – Nobel Prize Winning Poet
Amy Tan - Writer, Author
Sara Teasdale – Poet
Toni Tennille – Singer (Captain and Tennille)
Princess María Teresa of Bourbon-Parma – French-Spanish Political Activist and Academic
Nikola Tesla – Scientist, Inventor
Theodora – Empress and wife of Justinian I
Susanna Thompson – Actress
Georgianne Thon – Actress
M. Carey Thomas – President of Bryn Mawr College
Willie Mae Thornton – Singer, Songwriter
Jennifer Tilly – Actress
Wendy Tokunaga – Author
Lily Tomlin – Actress, Playwright
Ann Turkel – Model
Randy Travis – Singer
Edward Tylor – Anthropologist
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2017.03.13 21:13 Isuckatthesethings1 Why Should I Root For Your Team [AFC West] (1/8)
Happy to roll out part one of this series. I know that initially said that this would be one central post but 10,000+ words and 30 pages of write ups later I decided to break it out by division. Doing 1 division per day. Just wanted to say thanks to all the writers who got me their write ups on time and allowed me to launch this series as scheduled. The last post of this series will be the Series Hub to have everything in one place. So here goes nothing, Day 1 of “Why I Should Root For Your Team” Series starts with the AFC West. Tomorrow’s Write Up
- NFC West Why Should I Root For the Denver Broncos
Written By: BlindManBaldwin
Do you like orange? Do you like seeing teams get absolutely dominated in the Super Bowl? Do you like seeing horses get to work among humans? Well, if you answered yes to any of these questions you can
sell your soul to Blucifer
become a fan of the Denver Broncos fan.
Yes, the Denver Broncos, the pride of all of the Rocky Mountains is now accepting applications for new fans. Since we were schmucks last year and didn’t make the playoffs, you even won’t be called a bandwagoner!
What are the perks of being a Broncos fan, you may be asking to yourself. Why, I could become a Patriots fan and get to see good QB play or I could become a Steelers fan and not share interests with bronies, you may be thinking to yourself. Well, here’s the benefits that come with being a fan of the 5 time NFL runner up Denver Broncos!
• We give a humble chicken farmer a chance to live out his dream of being an NFL player
• You get to bitch about why we aren’t drafting Ed McCaffrey’s son
• You get to eat Philip Rivers’ and Tom Brady’s children
• You get all the fun of having Darren McKee, Mark Kiszla, and MileHighReport representing your team in the media So you’ve decided to become a fan. Great! You can expect your certification to come in the mail in 4-6 business days.
Here’s what your day-to-day tasks will look like
• Write monthly letters to the HoF committee on why
Pat Bowlen isn’t in the Hall
• sell your soul to Blucifer
• Accept the holy trinity of Pat Bowlen, John Elway, and Gary Kubiak into your heart
• Develop cognitive dissonance in order to rationalize getting upset at Tyreke Hill but loving Aqib Talib
• Get upset when people don’t think Champ Bailey isn’t the best corner of all time
• Get out the guillotine for people who talk shit about Rod Smith
• In addition, you are also required to make pilgrimage to Dove Valley and watch Super Bowl 32 once a week. It also is highly encouraged (but not required) to build a small statue of Peyton Manning in your home. A life size model of John Elway, however, is required. So bust out your Broncos windbreaker, dye your hair jet black, and spike it
because congratulations you are now part of Broncos Country! removes tongue from cheek Broncos Season in Review Why Should I Root For The Oakland Raiders
Written By: BasicProdigy
Congratulations on your choice to join the Raider Nation. The Raiders are the most storied franchise in the football world. We have a rich history and a bright future. There are people who know nothing about football but still know of the Raiders. There comes a point when each football fan must decide if they love or hate the Raiders. There is no in between. By the time you finish reading you, too, will have made up your mind.
When you talk about what makes the Raiders great the conversation always starts with one topic: Al Davis. Al was, is, and forever will be the greatest owner in the history of the league. He enjoyed success at every non-player position in football. Al Davis remains the only executive in NFL history to be an assistant coach, head coach, general manager, commissioner, and owner.
Al ran things his way. Everything he did was focused exclusively on winning championships. Al loved speed and raw talent. He did not care if you were black, White, Mexican, Man, Women, Child, Alien, Pigeon, had a troubled past, or have never touched a football before if Al thought you could help the Raiders win games there was a spot for you.
Early on, Al gained a reputation of being a strong civil rights advocate. He refused to play in cities where Black players and White players were forced to dress in separate locker rooms. Al Davis hired the first Hispanic head coach and the First African American head coach. He also hired the first woman CEO in the NFL.
Al Davis was a maverick. He never allowed anyone to stand in the way of success. When he wanted to move the team to Los Angeles and the NFL said he could, he sued the league. Al has some amazing quotes like "We don't take what the defense gives us; we take whatever the hell we want." and “Just win Baby” He was a great man and is truly the backbone of the Raiders. He installed the “Commitment to Excellence” which remains the cornerstone of the Raiders. When he pass away in 2011 his son Mark Davis took over as Managing General Partner of the Oakland Raiders.
The Raiders have always been known as the team where a player received second chances. One example of this is Rich Gannon who went from being a backup QB on one of the worst franchises in the NFL to a league MVP with the Oakland Raiders. The only exception to this is domestic violence. The Raiders have a long-standing position against domestic violence and the team has a zero tolerance policy for it. We do not give 2nd chances with domestic violence.
By allowing second chances and focusing on players on the field talent, some of the greatest players in the history of the NFL have dawned silver and black. Legends like Charles Woodson, Bo Jackson, Tim Brown, Fred Biletnikoff, Jerry Rice, Marcus Allen, Gene Upshaw, Willie Brown, Ken Stabler, Rod Woodson, Jack Tatum, Lester Hayes, Howie Long and so many others made their home with the Raiders. We also have the only punter in the NFL Hall of Fame, Ray Guy, and we have the only player in league history to wear the number 00 Jim Otto.
Some of the greatest coaches to walk NFL sidelines did so leading the Raiders; Coaches like Tom Flores, Art Shell (His first time), and John Gruden. Moreover, we are the only NFL team which football legend John Madden coached for.
Our future looks as bright as the past. Over the last few years, we have drafted some amazing players like Derek Carr, Khalil Mack, Amari Cooper, Bruce Irvine, Kelechi Osemele, and Marquette King. We also have one of the best coaches in the league in Captain Jack Del Rio. Jack has gained a reputation for being a gambler in his play calling. He is not scared to go for it on 4th down or call a ballsy 2 point conversion. It makes each game a ton of fun to watch but also hard on the heart.
Our general manager Reggie McKenzie built this team to be able to retain the players we draft, have the cap room to fill holes in the free agency, and compete at a high level. He has done such a good job other teams in the league have begun to copy him. Everything stated so far is very important, and there have been books written on each topic and why it makes the Raiders great, but the ultimate reason to join the Raider Nation is because of one thing: The fans. Raiders fans are the most committed fans in the league. Our team has moved cities in the past and will likely move again, but our commitment will not die. We are a bunch of hard-asses who don’t tolerate bullshit. We love to tailgate and we are welcoming to new members of the nation, especially if you bring beer. When we get mad or are wronged we hold grudges. We hate every other team in the league. We boo referees and bad call as loud as we can and we boo Roger Goodell even louder. On the field, we have no friends and we take no prisoners. It’s us against the world and that is just the way we like it. Welcome to the Nation. Raiders Season In Review Why Should I Root For The Kansas City Chiefs
Written By: MistakeMaker1234
There are few teams in the NFL that carry the legacy that the Kansas City Chiefs do. Their founder, Lamar Hunt, is the leading contributor to the establishment of the American Football League, and played a large part in the 1966 merger, along with coining the term “Super Bowl”. Lamar’s influence can literally be seen across the entire existence of the sport, and his son Clark continues that legacy well. That spirit of family has never been lost on the Chiefs. You go to a game at Arrowhead Stadium, and you feel like you are part of a 70,000 person family. Whether you are there supporting the Chiefs, or the visiting team, the droves of tailgaters and KC natives will make everyone feel welcome, and invite them to some authentic Kansas City BBQ.
The Kansas City Chiefs are unquestionably a team that lives and dies by its fanbase. They are 27th out of 30 in media market size, and in the bottom 1/3rd of team financial value. Despite all of that, their fans remain vigilant. During a six year span starting in 2007, in what may be the worst stretch of seasons in franchise history, the Chiefs were last in our division all but once. Even in those disappointing years, attendance never once took a major hit during this lackluster performance
. We are a fanbase that remains dedicated to the team we love, regardless of their win percentage or playoff hopes.
Thankfully, lately, being a Chiefs fan has been incredibly easy, due in large part to our amazing coaching staff and a whole slew of likable players. GM John Dorsey and had coach Andy Reid have brought life back to the team in a way we haven’t seen since the early 2000s. Since they have joined the team, the Chiefs are a combined 43-23 in the regular season, fourth in the entire NFL during that span of time, and made the playoffs 3 out of the 4 years. Things are definitely moving in the right direction for Kansas City, and with steady leadership, and top-of-their-position talent in players like Eric Berry, Travis Kelce, and Marcus Peters, it’s easy to have someone worth rooting for. Chiefs Year in Review Why Should I Root For the Chargers
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Well let’s just get past the obvious elephant in the room: for those of you who haven’t picked up on this by now, the Chargers used to be in San Diego. Earlier this year, the decision was made by ownership to move the team north to Los Angeles. Given how well that went over in San Diego, it’s safe to say that the team lost a large portion of its fanbase. However, the team isn’t done for or in rebuild mode, far from it at this point. The Chargers are certain to improve on their 5-11 record in the upcoming season and look to compete for the AFC West title after dealing with injuries to many key players. New head coach Anthony Lynn looks to light a fire under the Chargers and create a team that will play like an unstoppable force for all 60 minutes. Along with the dynamic gameplay of returning offensive coordinator Ken Whisenhunt, new defensive coordinator Gus Bradley brings his defensive prowess to the Chargers and will take an up-and-coming defense to new heights. Look for these coaches to create a no-nonsense attitude around the team and for them to really bolt down and focus on creating a winning culture in the City of Angels.
Philip Rivers, entering his 14th season in the league, is looking to gain key targets back in Keenan Allen, a top 10 WR when healthy, and Danny Woodhead, an agile and versatile receiving back. On top of continuing his longtime connection with future Hall-of-Fame TE Antonio Gates, Rivers also looks to continue the chemistry he built with young TE Hunter Henry and breakout WR Tyrell Williams. Also look for some tough running by Melvin Gordon, who had a resurrection from his unfulfilling rookie season, as he scored 12 total touchdowns in 2016 and just missed the 1,000 yard mark due to injury. Even with the injuries on offense, Rivers and the 2016 Chargers offense managed to score points at a high rate. Almost every Charger game was exciting, from the overtime thriller in the season opener against the Kansas City Chiefs to the clutch shootout win against the NFC Champion Atlanta Falcons. The Chargers obviously could not guarantee a win week in and week out, but they could guarantee that you were going to be on the edge of your seat until the very end. Isn’t that what we all want? A competitive game that keeps us entertained from the opening kickoff to the post game show. You can never count the Chargers out, and that’s what makes this team exciting. You never know what is going to happen.
On the defensive side of the ball, the Chargers are looking to continue and improve on some of the breakout performances they saw this past season. The centerpiece of the Chargers defense is 2016 Defensive Rookie of the Year, defensive end Joey Bosa. Bosa added some much needed help to an anemic pass rush which previously mainly consisted of linebacker Melvin Ingram. Now the pass rushing duo continuously causes problems for opposing quarterbacks. The Chargers are also looking to get a repeat performance out of cornerback Casey Hayward. The former Packer spent his first season with the team leading the league in interceptions (7 total) and was selected to the first Pro Bowl of his young career. If the Chargers can keep star corner Jason Verrett - who missed a majority of the season with a partial ACL tear - on the field, then this Chargers cornerback tandem will shape up to be one of the league’s best. This defensive squad may not look like it was anything special based on statistics, but the amount of times they made a clutch play or got a turnover after the offense tried to hand the game away is irreplaceable. They didn’t always make the play to save the game, but this defense was a big reason why the Chargers could keep these games exciting.
If you’re coming to root for the Chargers because you want a perennial contender, this isn’t the team for you. Look to the Patriots, Seahawks, or another team for that. However, if you want a team that can guarantee a game that will keep you tuned in, and display some exciting play from the up and coming superstars in the league (Bosa, Henry, Verrett, Gordon) as well as some of the greatest veterans to play the game (Rivers, Gates), than the Los Angeles San Diego Chargers of Carson are the team for you. Chargers Year in Review
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2016.01.20 01:33 JazzFestFreak Text Version of the complete day by day line up
This is good for a quick search of an artist name to see what day they play
Friday, April 22
Steely Dan •Janelle Monáe •Gov’t Mule •Michael McDonald •Grace Potter The Subdudes •Sharon Jones & The Dap Kings •Kermit Ruffins & the Barbeque Swingers Buckwheat Zydeco •Donald Harrison Jr. •Geri Allen: The Erroll Garner Jazz Project Cowboy Mouth •Christian Scott •The Black Lillies •Walter Trout Steve Riley & the Mamou Playboys New Orleans Classic Recording Divas featuring The Dixie Cups, Wanda Rouzan, and Jean Knight Hot 8 Brass Band •Flow Tribe •The Anointed Jackson Sisters •Jason Marsalis Dwayne Dopsie & the Zydeco Hellraisers •Bria Skonberg Talla Walla Vibrations of Belize •Eric Lindell •Alvin “Youngblood” Hart’s Muscle Theory Shannon Powell presents a Tribute to Smokey Johnson Matt Lemmler presents “The Music of Stevie Wonder” featuring Brian Blade Chubby Carrier & the Bayou Swamp Band •Shades of Praise Zulu Gospel Male Ensemble •The Deslondes •Baby Bee •The Topcats Orange Kellin’s New Orleans Deluxe Orchestra •Doreen’s Jazz New Orleans Goldman Thibodeaux & the Lawtell Playboys •New Wave Brass Band Panorama Jazz Band •Betty Winn & One A-Chord •Real Untouchable Brass Band We Are One Social Aid & Pleasure Club •New Generation Social Aid & Pleasure Club The Perfect Gentlemen Social Aid & Pleasure Club •The Caesar Brothers Funkbox La Tran-K Band •Semolian Warriors Mardi Gras Indians Guitar Masters featuring John Rankin, Jimmy Robinson, and Cranston Clements Clive Wilson’s New Orleans Serenaders with Butch Thompson Golden Sioux Mardi Gras Indians •Wild Apaches Mardi Gras Indians Black Seminoles Mardi Gras Indians •Driskill Mountain Boys •Vishtèn of Canada Native Nations Intertribal •Patrice Fisher & Arpa with guest Javier Cabrera of Mexico New Orleans Gospel Soul Children •Aya Takazawa of Japan Keep N It Real Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Ladies of Unity Social Aid & Pleasure Club Go Getters Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Big Nine Social Aid & Pleasure Club Sarah Quintana & the Miss River Band •Andrew Hall’s Society Brass Band Black Mohawk Mardi Gras Indians •Black Foot Hunters Mardi Gras Indians Connie & Dwight Fitch with the St. Raymond & St. Leo the Great Gospel Choir Lady Tambourine •Alexis Spight •Harold Holloway & Co. •Uptown Music Theatre Chosen Vessels Band & Performing Arts •Chris Clifton & His Allstars •UNO Jazz Allstars Gray Hawk presents Native American Lore •Rosa Metoyer Young Audiences Brass Band Throwdown
Saturday, April 23
Pearl Jam •Van Morrison •Maxwell •Boz Scaggs •Galactic Alpha Blondy & The Solar System •Brothers Osborne •Mystikal Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats •Big Sam’s Funky Nation •Anders Osborne Tab Benoit •Leo Nocentelli •Naturally 7 •John Hammond •DeJohnette·Coltrane·Garrison The Garifuna Collective of Belize Joe Krown Trio featuring Walter “Wolfman” Washington and Russell Batiste, Jr. Bobby Cure Band & the New Orleans R&B Revue featuring Clarence “Frogman” Henry, Al “Carnival Time” Johnson, Robert Parker, Sammy Ridgley, and Jo “Cool” Davis Tribute to Jelly Roll Morton featuring Henry Butler, Butch Thompson, and Dr. Michael White Anthony Brown & group therAPy •Jarekus Singleton James Andrews & the Crescent City Allstars •Victor Goines •Leah Chase •Tim Laughlin Alexey Marti & Urban Mind •Gregg Stafford & His Young Tuxedo Brass Band New Orleans Experience ft. S - 8ighty, Partners-N-Crime, DJ Jubilee, Denisia, Kevin Stylez, Dobama, and Govenor Reiss New Orleans Jazz Vipers •Pocket Aces Brass Band •Talla Walla Vibrations of Belize Cha Wa featuring Papa Mali •Glen David Andrews and the Treme Choir The Johnson Extension •Blodie’s Jazz Jam •Rosie Ledet & the Zydeco Playboys Gal Holiday and the Honky Tonk Revue •Warren Storm Willie Tee & Cypress with special guest Tommy McLain •Willie Sugarcapps New Orleans Swamp Donkeys •Jambalaya Cajun Band with special guest D.L. Menard Johnny Sansone •Rumba Buena •Motel Radio •Darcy Malone and the Tangle Morning Star Missionary Baptist Church Mass Choir Dr. Brice Miller & Mahogany Brass Band •Lady Jetsetters Social Aid & Pleasure Club Single Ladies Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Single Men Social Aid & Pleasure Club Nine Times Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Keith Frank & the Soileau Zydeco Band Big Chief Walter Cook & the Creole Wild West Mardi Gras Indians Archdiocese of New Orleans Gospel Choir •Connie Jones & the Crescent City Jazz Band Brian Quezergue •Cameron Dupuy & The Cajun Troubadours Louis Ford & his New Orleans Flairs •Washitaw Nation Mardi Gras Indians Capoeira New Orleans •Square Dance with Lost in the Holler •Confetti Park Players Kim Che’re •Native Nations Intertribal •The Wimberly Family Gospel Singers DJ Rq Away •Rising Dragon Lion Dance Team Stephen Foster’s Foster Family Music Program •Smitty Dee’s Brass Band Divine Ladies Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Dumaine St. Gang Social Aid & Pleasure Club Family Ties Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Xavier University Jazz Ensemble Sylvia Yancy Davis •Seminoles Mardi Gras Indians •Flaming Arrows Mardi Gras Indians Ashe Cultural Arts Center Kuumba Institute •Arthur and Friends Community Choir
Sunday, April 24
Red Hot Chili Peppers •Nick Jonas •J.Cole •Herbie Hancock & Wayne Shorter Duo Julio Iglesias •Jonny Lang •Better Than Ezra •Elle King •Rhiannon Giddens CeCe Winans •Voice of the Wetlands All Stars •Taj Mahal & The Trio Big Chief Monk Boudreaux & the Golden Eagles Mardi Gras Indians •Amanda Shaw Dédé Saint-Prix Band of Martinique •Henry Butler & Jambalaya Terence Blanchard featuring the E-Collective •Imagination Movers Glen David Andrews Band •Royal Teeth •BeauSoleil avec Michael Doucet The Garifuna Collective of Belize •Leyla Mccalla •Ed Volker’s Quintet Narcosis The New Orleans Suspects •Little Freddie King Blues Band •Herlin Riley Quintet The Iguanas •Dr. Michael White & the Original Liberty Jazz Band with Thais Clark The Zion Harmonizers •Talla Walla Vibrations of Belize Ms. Ruby Wilson’s Tribute to Bessie Smith featuring Brian “Breeze” Cayolle Preston Shannon •Don Vappie & the Creole Jazz Serenaders Larry Sieberth presents Estrella Banda •New Breed Brass Band •Mister G The Revealers •Kevin Gordon •The Kid Carsons •St. Joseph the Worker Music Ministry Big Chief Keke & The Comanche Hunters Mardi Gras Indians •Los Po-Boy-Citos Young Pinstripe Brass Band •The Furious Five Social Aid & Pleasure Club Big Stepper Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Untouchables Social Aid & Pleasure Club Leroy Jones & New Orleans’ Finest •Corey Ledet & His Zydeco Band Belton Richard & the Musical Aces •Steve Pistorius and the Southern Syncopators The Electrifying Crown Seekers •The Rocks of Harmony Watson Memorial Teaching Ministries Choir Woodshed: Trombones featuring Stephen Walker and Michael Watson Ninth Ward Hunters Mardi Gras Indians •Monogram Hunters Mardi Gras Indians Shining Star Hunters Mardi Gras Indians •ManzaNota/Rock en Espanol Curley Taylor & Zydeco Trouble •Jonté Landrum Kid Simmons’ Local International Allstars •Deak Harp •NOCCA Jazz Ensemble Native Nations Intertribal •Tyronne Foster & the Arc Singers •Young Band Nation Tornado Brass Band •Young Men Olympia Aid Social Aid & Pleasure Clubs First Division Social Aid & Pleasure Clubs •New Look Social Aid & Pleasure Clubs Pelican212 •The Royal Boys Choir •Robert Jardell & Pure Cajun Sundays in Congo Square •New Orleans Dance Collective Young Seminole Mardi Gras Indians •Young Magnolias Mardi Gras Indians
Thursday, April 28
Tedeschi Trucks Band & Friends •Elvis Costello & The Imposters •Gary Clark Jr. Flo Rida •Brandi Carlile •Buffy Sainte-Marie •Cyril Neville & SwampFunk •Snarky Puppy Sonny Landreth •Bernard Allison Group •Corey Harris Band Lost Bayou Ramblers with special guest Spider Stacy •Pine Leaf Boys George Porter Jr. & Runnin’ Pardners •Meschiya Lake and The Little Big Horns Bruce Daigrepont Cajun Band •Jonathan McReynolds •Wageirale Drummers of Belize The Suffers •Helen Gillet •New Birth Brass Band •Stephanie Jordan Big Band The Whitfield Family Band •Savoy Family Cajun Band Lil’ Nathan & the Zydeco Big Timers •Geno Delafose & French Rockin’ Boogie Gerald French & the Original Tuxedo Jazz Band •New Orleans Nightcrawlers Brass Band The Roots of Music Marching Crusaders •Fi Yi Yi & the Mandingo Warriors The Breton Sound •Mia Borders •Marlon Jordan plays the music of Miles, Trane, and Bird Javier Gutierrez & Vivaz! •Spencer Bohren & the Whippersnappers Mark Braud’s New Orleans Jazz Giants •The Nayo Jones Experience •Banu Gibson Tuba Skinny •Lars Edegran & the New Orleans Ragtime Orchestra •Colin Lake Lynn Drury •Free Agents Brass Band Big Chief Bird and the Young Hunters Mardi Gras Indians Red Boys Production Native American Dance Troupe •Dave Jordan & the NIA North Penn High School Navy Jazz Band •The Doghill Stompers The GRÏD featuring Nesby Phips •Bill Summers & Jazalsa •Da Knockaz Brass Band VIP Ladies Social Aid & Pleasure Club •The Sudan Social Aid & Pleasure Club Men of Class Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Micaela y Fiesta Flamenca Dillard University’s VisionQuest Gospel Chorale •Spirit of the Orisha 7th Ward Creole Hunters Mardi Gras Indians •The Jones Sisters McDonogh #35 High School Gospel Choir •T’Monde •Original Dixieland Jazz Band Sons of Jazz Brass Band •Revolution Social Aid & Pleasure Club Men Buckjumpers Social Aid & Pleasure Club •The Robert Pate Project Eleanor McMain “Singing Mustangs” •KIDsmART Student Showcase Southern University Jazzy Jags •Delgado Community College Jazz Ensemble Owl Glass Puppets Southwest •Kat Walker Band: Scat with Miss Kat The Hawkins Family •Landry Walker Charter High School Choir The Lycée Français de la Nouvelle-Orléans Music Project •ISL Circus Arts Kids
Friday, April 29
Paul Simon •My Morning Jacket •Ms. Lauryn Hill •Irma Thomas •Elvin Bishop Los Lobos perform La Pistola Y El Corazon •Jazmine Sullivan •Honey Island Swamp Band Bonerama •Dirty Dozen Brass Band •The Revivalists •John Boutté •Wayne Toups John Mooney & Bluesiana •Cash Box Kings •Terrance Simien & the Zydeco Experience Sweet Pain featuring Chico Ramos and Supa G of Belize Irvin Mayfield & the New Orleans Jazz Orchestra Creole String Beans with special guest T.K. Hulin •Joe Lovano Us Five C.J. Chenier & the Red Hot Louisiana Band •Mississippi Mass Choir Nicholas Payton & Afro-Caribbean Mixtape •Shamarr Allen & the Underdawgs Raw Oyster Cult •Astral Project •Jonathon “Boogie” Long Lillian Boutté and Gumbo Z’herbes •The PresHall Brass Wendell Brunious & the New Orleans Gentlemen of Jazz present Louie Louie •Feufollet Wageirale Drummers of Belize •Tom McDermott & Friends •Paulin Brothers Brass Band Secondline Jammers •Original Four Social Aid & Pleasure Club Scene Boosters Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Leo Jackson & the Melody Clouds Kenny Bill Stinson & the ARK-LA-Mystics •High Steppers Brass Band Lady & Men Rollers Social Aid & Pleasure Club Original Big Seven Social Aid & Pleasure Club Mount Hermon Baptist Church Praise Delegation Choir •Mississippi Rail Company Herbert McCarver & The Pin Stripe Brass Band •The Bester Gospel Singers The Dynamic Smooth Family Gospel Singers of Slidell White Cloud Hunters Mardi Gras Indians •101 Runners •Jesse McBride Big Band The Pfister Sisters •Mariachi Jalisco US •Aurora Nealand & The Royal Roses Cary Hudson & the Piney Wood Players •Tony Hall’s New Orleans Soul Stars Derek Douget •Pastor Tyrone Jefferson •Quiana Lynell and the Lush Life Band T-Ray The Violinist featuring Dreams2Reality •Sean Bruce Jeffery Broussard & the Creole Cowboys •Josh Kagler & Praise Delegation Chorale Red Boys Production Native American Dance Troupe J. Monque’D Blues Band with Lil’ Creole Wild West •AsheSon •Cole Williams Band The Gospel Inspirations of Boutte •The Swing Setters •LeBlanc Family Cajun Band David & Roselyn •21st Century Brass Band •Golden Comanche Mardi Gras Indians Algiers Warriors Mardi Gras Indians •Pastor Jai Reed •Lake Forest Charter Jazz Band Lady Tambourine •Loyola University Jazz Ensemble •Adella Adella the Storyteller Young Audiences Performing Arts Showcase •Young Cherokee Mardi Gras Indians
Saturday, April 30
Stevie Wonder •Snoop Dogg •Beck •Buddy Guy •Dr. John & The Nite Trippers Preservation Hall Jazz Band •Jon Batiste and Stay Human •Hurray for the Riff Raff The Lone Bellow •Gregory Porter •Rebirth Brass Band •Big Freedia •Arturo Sandoval Kermit Ruffins’ Tribute to Louis Armstrong •The Soul Rebels Nathan & the Zydeco Cha Chas •Ricky Dillard & New G Jon Cleary and the Absolute Monster Gentlemen •Roy Rogers & the Delta Rhythm Kings Deacon John's Jump Blues •Cyril Neville’s Royal Southern Brotherhood •Sweet Crude Kristin Diable •Paul Sanchez & the Rolling Road Show •New Orleans Klezmer Allstars Bredda David & Tribal Vibes of Belize •Jeremy Davenport •Lil’ Buck Sinegal Blues Band Henry Gray •Midnite Disturbers Sunpie & the Louisiana Sunspots with guest Pascal Danae Big Chief Bo Dollis, Jr. & The Wild Magnolias •Treme Brass Band •Andrew Duhon Luke Winslow King •Tonya Boyd-Cannon •Wageirale Drummers of Belize Germaine Bazzle •James Rivers Movement •Original Pinettes Brass Band Kim Carson Band •Yvette Landry •Cedric Watson & Bijou Creole The Palm Court Jazz Band featuring Sammy Rimington Sweet Pain featuring Chico Ramos and Supa G of Belize •Kinfolk Brass Band Tonia Scott & the Anointed Voices •Bamboula 2000 •King James & The Special Men First Emanuel Baptist Church Mass Choir •Voices of Peter Claver The Speakerbox Experiment Jermaine Bossier & Romeo Bougere & 79rs Gang Mardi Gras Indians E’dana & Divinely Destin •Andrew Baham and 4am Red Boys Production Native American Dance Troupe •Topsy Chapman & Solid Harmony Jamil Sharif •Da Truth Brass Band •Nine Times Ladies Social Aid & Pleasure Club Westbank Steppers Social Aid & Pleasure Club Valley of Silent Men Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Louisiana Repertory Jazz Ensemble Jermaine Landrum & the Abundant Praise Revival Choir •Julio y Cesar Band Wild Red Flame Mardi Gras Indians •First Baptist Church of Vacherie Mass Choir OperaCreole •Curtis Pierre & the Samba Kids •Versailles Lion Dance Team The Showers •Teatro Los Claveles Puppets •Undefeated Divas & Gents Original Pigeon Town Steppers Social Aid & Pleasure Club Uptown Swingers Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Kai Knight’s Silhouette Dance Ensemble The RRAAMS •Mohawk Hunters Mardi Gras Indians
Sunday, May 1
Neil Young + Promise of the Real •Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue •Bonnie Raitt Arlo Guthrie - Alice’s Restaurant 50th Anniversary •Mavis Staples The Isley Brothers featuring Ronald and Ernie Isley •Aaron Neville Maze Featuring Frankie Beverly •Chris Botti Ivan Neville’s Dumpstaphunk with special guest Art Neville •Punch Brothers Tribute to B.B. King hosted by the B.B. King Blues Band with special guests Tribute to Allen Toussaint hosted by the Allen Toussaint Band with special guests Ellis Marsalis •Davell Crawford •The Gospel Soul of Irma Thomas Walter “Wolfman” Washington & the Roadmasters •Zigaboo Modeliste’s Funk Revue Marcia Ball •Heads of State featuring Gary Bartz, Larry Willis, Al Foster, and George Mraz Rockin’ Dopsie & the Zydeco Twisters The Band Courtbouillon featuring Wayne Toups, Steve Riley, and Wilson Savoy Swamp Pop Revue featuring Gregg Martinez & The Delta Kings with special guests GG Shinn and Parker James Roddie Romero & the Hub City All Stars •Charmaine Neville Band George French & the New Orleans Storyville Jazz Band •Stooges Brass Band Luther Kent & Trickbag •New Orleans Spiritualettes Lena Prima and The Lena Prima Band •Tin Men •The Revelers Bredda David & Tribal Vibes of Belize •Brother Tyrone & the Mindbenders The Mashup featuring Ike Stubblefield, Terence Higgins, and Grant Green, Jr. Storyville Stompers Brass Band •Wild Tchoupitoulas Mardi Gras Indians Original New Orleans Lady Buckjumpers Social Aid & Pleasure Club Prince of Wales Social Aid & Pleasure Club •Bobby Lounge •Trumpet Mafia Hardhead Hunters Mardi Gras Indians •Tommy Sancton’s New Orleans Legacy Band Gregg Stafford’s Jazz Hounds •TBC Brass Band •Tom Saunders & the TOMCATS Chris Severin •The City of Love Music & Worship Arts Choir •DJ Captain Charles Wageirale Drummers of Belize •Big Chief Juan & Jockimo’s Groove •The Rayo Brothers Kerry Grombacher •Cynthia Girtley “New Orleans Gospel Diva” Lyle Henderson & Emmanu-EL •New Leviathan Oriental Fox-Trot Orchestra Young Fellaz Brass Band •Buffalo Hunters Mardi Gras Indians Apache Hunter Mardi Gras Indians •Val & Love Alive Mass Choir Johnette Downing and Scott Billington •Audrey Ferguson and The Voices of Distinction Kumbuka African Dance & Drum Collective •Hot Club of New Orleans Red Boys Production Native American Dance Troupe Don “Moose” Jamison Heritage School of Music •Baby Boyz Brass Band Ole & Nu Style Fellas Social Aid & Pleasure Club Original C.T.C. Steppers Social Aid & Pleasure Club Craig Adams & Higher Dimensions of Praise Young Guardians of the Flame Mardi Gras Indians Erik McAllister and the NOCCA Mime Troupe •Hobgoblin Hill Puppets Crescent City Lights Youth Theater Culu Children’s Traditional African Dance Company with Stilt Walkers
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2014.09.14 00:05 sanityismyvanity It's Always Sunny in CAH - White Cards - Seasons 1-5
Here is my homage to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, at least the first 5 seasons. Some are reposts that are included for the sake of completeness, and hopefully some will work for those that aren't familiar with the show. Enjoy! Black cards are here
- "S" you in your "A"s, don't wear "C"s, and "J" all over your "B"s.
- 10 people inside of me.
- 120 hours of community service.
- 15 guys wearing capes.
- A 'Training-for-the-fight' montage set to a cheesy 80's rock anthem.
- A baby dick.
- A baby pool filled with shit.
- A badass fireball.
- A bang maid.
- A beautiful, beautiful gazelle person.
- A bidding war to drive up the price of your womb.
- A big, round wizard.
- A blaze of glory.
- A botched neck lift.
- A box of burning kittens.
- A box of hornets.
- A bucket of nose clams fresh from the sea. Sweet, delicious nose clams.
- A bunch of assholes.
- A bunch of hamsters on a wheel.
- A bunch of inbred savages.
- A cat chopping mechanism.
- A chick that can eat 50 hot dogs in three seconds.
- A communist dictatorship.
- A couple of unwiped assholes.
- A couple of up skirts, a couple nip slips.
- A couple pairs of sour, sweaty balls.
- A crazy cat lady.
- A dead cat's blood on my hands.
- A dead guy.
- A diabetic cat.
- A dick flyer.
- A dick in a tiny jacket.
- A dick in his mouth.
- A dirty, dirty pervert.
- A dirty, dirty whore.
- A dirty, drunken whore.
- A donkey doing calculus.
- A duster.
- A fascist meat hog.
- A father-son type of thing.
- A female Larry Bird.
- A fiery blaze of eroticism.
- A flamin' bag of poop.
- A full-on rapist.
- A glass eye.
- A glue OD.
- A goddamn frog person.
- A gorilla mask.
- A half nude buffet party.
- A hate crime.
- A head wound, yesterday's paper, and an empty bottle of sleeping pills.
- A hole to stick your dick in.
- A Holocaust victim in pageant makeup.
- A horse turd.
- A huge-footed slut.
- A Jesus chain.
- A little hand or a little foot or something.
- A little mouse fighting a scorpion.
- A lonely spinster, with a cat.
- A martial arts showdown.
- A masturbating bum.
- A microbrew so powerful that people will pass out and vomit and vomit in their own pass out.
- A midget dressed like a lawn jockey.
- A minor stroke.
- A monster dong.
- A mouthful of strawberry blond haired covered balls.
- A pair of wanna-hump-hump pumps.
- A pale-faced English dickhole.
- A passionate man with a crossbow.
- A pimp chalice.
- A piss jar.
- A pit of despair.
- A plastic container full of feces.
- A ponzi scheme.
- A psycho clown.
- A rash in a place where a sexually active person should have a rash.
- A refreshing mojito.
- A reversible Planet Hollywood jacket.
- A roundhouse kick.
- A sash and a codpiece.
- A scoliosis back brace.
- A series of Mexican women.
- A sexually charged embrace.
- A shady people smuggler.
- A shanty town situation.
- A shit hole.
- A short, fat man in a wet T-shirt contest.
- A sixty year old man eating trash.
- A small army of inbred freaks, slowly advancing towards you and thirsting for revenge!
- A song where a man breaks into your house and rapes you.
- A street urchin.
- A streetwise Puerto Rican girl who's always quick with a sassy comeback.
- A suburban tool.
- A sweatshop filled with Eastern European women who smell like sausage.
- A thoughtful debate on whether a power bottom generates or receives enormous amounts of power, and which of size, strength or speed are the most important attributes.
- A tickle monster.
- A turtle shell down there.
- A Vietcong.
- A water stain that looks like the Virgin Mary.
- A well-intentioned home invasion.
- A wheelchair race through a crowded mall.
- About 15 severed heads in a refrigerator.
- Accusing someone of molesting you when you were a kid because they were a dick and you hated them.
- Africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing.
- Agent Jack Bauer.
- All balls and male ass.
- All bis and tris and everything else is just fat and ribs.
- All that early '80s glam rock fem shit.
- All that eczema.
- All these diseases floating around in here.
- Almost getting raped and/or murdered and/or stabbed by crackheads.
- Alvin from The Cosby Show.
- Ample breasts.
- An abortion survivor.
- An abortion.
- An adopted Sudanese family.
- An afternoon date with your vibrator named Steven.
- An Ali Baba sword.
- An elite secret sex society.
- An Enron-type situation.
- An erotic life.
- An immunity challenge.
- An Inconvenient Truth.
- An iron fist, crushing them into submission.
- An octomom.
- An ocular pat-down.
- An old lady fart passing through an onion.
- An older woman fetish.
- An orgy where everyone is all paunchy and weird and old.
- Antifreeze as a sweetener.
- Ass to ass.
- Attica! Attica! Attica, man!
- Baby rape.
- Banging a mannequin dressed up as your dead roommate.
- Banging baby dudes.
- Banging each other and doing meth.
- Banging my sister.
- Banging old ladies and dudes.
- Banging the waitress.
- Bartering with Gypsies.
- Basing your decisions on what does and doesn't happen in episodes of Scooby Doo.
- Bears. The gay kind.
- Beating a man about the face and the neck and maybe the chest area and possibly the groin until he's no longer consisting of life pulse.
- Being crack skinny.
- Being dumped in a bucket of piss.
- Being left with a mugger because my chickenshit brother and his friends ditched me.
- Betting fingers.
- Biggie Smalls.
- Bird flu.
- Bird law in this country.
- Birkenstocks and a Phish T-shirt.
- Blonde Chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog.
- Blotchy skin.
- Bob Dylan.
- Bones like glass.
- Bony American is dirty, dirty whore. She bring much shame to herself and country.
- Booze. Makes you feel good. Helps you sleep. Brings the tribe together.
- Breaking them like dogs.
- Breathing directly into my mouth.
- Bringing guns to an intervention.
- British peons.
- Broke and jobless.
- Brothers that bang each other.
- Bruce Mathis, a handsome man with a beautiful soul and a nicer penis.
- Bruce Willis.
- Bumping it.
- Burning G.I. Joes and throwing rocks at cats.
- Calvin Coolidge was a good friend of mine.
- Cannibals or sharks or whatever.
- Captain America.
- Casually eating a banana while wearing a nazi officer uniform.
- Cat food, beer and glue.
- Caving the husband's skull in, taking the wife down to the basement and having a frenzied free for all with her, and killing the kids and smearing the walls with their blood.
- Certain people hanging from said rafters.
- Charlie work.
- Charlie's mom.
- Cheeto fingers.
- Chemical Toilet.
- Child stars, the happiest people on Earth.
- Chocolate Rain.
- Chopping a camel right in the hump and drinking all of its milk.
- Christopher Walken.
- Clown Baby.
- Coffee cups and food scraps.
- Complaining to your friends about your boyfriends.
- Complete assfaces.
- Confusing your own life with the plot of Rambo.
- Controlled burns.
- Conversations about dude's physiques, body mass, and how many pounds Carl Weathers and Jesse 'The Body' Ventura can pack on.
- Convincing your friends and family that you're dead.
- Crab people.
- Crackin'eggs of wisdom.
- Crossing the plane of reality into the dimension of no place or time.
- Cutting your toenails with a steak knife.
- Dancing Guy.
- Dangling from a noose.
- Day Man. Fighter of the Night Man. Champion of the Sun. You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone.
- Dead baby fetuses.
- Dead cat smell.
- Death germs.
- Death To Baby-Killers.
- Delicious, delicious human meat.
- Dennis and Dee's mom.
- Diaper Time!
- Diddling kids over at a playground.
- Dirty balls.
- Displaying cars at auto shows in tiny bikinis.
- Doing a beautiful dance, a beautiful dance with a chain saw.
- Doing gay porn with this tiny little body of yours.
- Dolph Lundgren's naked penis.
- Donovan McNabb.
- Downloading a hoagie off the Internet.
- Doyle McPoyle.
- Dr. Mantis Toboggan, M.D.
- Drinking a bunch of Monster energy drinks and dry humping.
- Drinking wine out of a soda can.
- Dropping a hard J when referring to someone as a Jew.
- Dudes flying from window to window and treetop to treetop, shooting lightning bolts out of their fingers.
- Dumpster baby.
- Eagles flying through the air and picking up trout out of rivers and shit, ripping it apart and eating it.
- Eating a bitch's babies.
- Eating a fucking monkey.
- Eating a urinal cake, just to prove a point.
- Eating cat food.
- Eating the living shit out of you.
- Edward James Olmos.
- Elevating to threat level yellow.
- Enriched beer, karaoke and pirates.
- Extreme Home Makeover.
- Faking disability.
- Family values.
- Fatty Magoo.
- Fecal forgery.
- Feeling his nips.
- Feet like wrecking balls.
- Five head.
- Flirting with a carny.
- Foghorn Leghorn.
- Fondling your uncle under a table.
- Forging prescriptions to pick up a chick.
- Four sausage links in your pocket.
- From behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl - all the hits.
- Fueled by vengeance and reinforced with space age technology.
- Full penetration.
- Gail the snail.
- Garbage Pail Kids.
- Gay for God.
- German war propaganda.
- Getting baptized in erotic majesty.
- Getting blasted in the ass.
- Getting blasted on grain alcohol.
- Getting engaged to a 12 year old.
- Getting fork stabbed.
- Getting hopped up on performance enhancing drugs and amphetamines.
- Getting injured or seriously hurt.
- Getting piss-ass drunk at 1:00 in the afternoon.
- Getting plowed in the ass by the oil companies and the gas companies with their ten-gallon hats and their rotten, ass-plowing hearts.
- Getting punk'd out by a couple of hippies.
- Getting shitfaced drunk to ref a kid's basketball game.
- Getting so blackout drunk on tequila you might hurt yourself.
- Getting sweaty in a Wendy's bathroom.
- Getting this place hot and clammy.
- Getting thunderstuck.
- Getting your ass torn apart in a back alley.
- Getting yourself locked in the bathroom of your cousin's Winnebago for 3 days.
- Giving a eulogy for someone you never knew to impress a girl.
- Global heating.
- God's wrath.
- Going America all over their asses!
- Going to get whacked off by a bunch of scary Italian guys.
- Gold-digging a retarded guy.
- Gorgeous women with heaving breasts.
- Greasy, fat sausage fingers.
- Green Man!
- Grinding a homeless guy.
- Group hugging your family and having your sister scream that you touched her vagina.
- Gun Fever.
- Guys that wear tight pants and tattered clothing and spit blood.
- Hands that have been smashed with hammers.
- Hanging out in a bathrobe, drinking milk.
- Harvesting organs.
- Hips and nips.
- Hobos drifting from town to town, solving mysteries.
- Holland Oates.
- Holy shit, that bitch is dead.
- Hot shots.
- Huffing Pledge.
- Hundred dollar baby.
- Hunting a human.
- Impregnating Danica Patrick while getting drunk in the Sahara Desert on a dune buggy.
- Irish crap.
- Jamming feces into each others assholes.
- Jumping through barbed wire into a vat of hot tar.
- Kicking him in the dick.
- Killing tools.
- Kine bud.
- King Nazi.
- Kitten mittens.
- Laser hair removal.
- Legal recourse.
- Letting my ass breathe.
- Lifting anvils and pulling trucks through the snow.
- Liking your sex old and ugly.
- Lil' Kev.
- Long legs, taut breasts and tight poopers.
- Looking in your butt.
- Lorenzo Lamas.
- Mac's mom.
- Magically getting hotter.
- Many, many thousands of green people from history times.
- Margaret McPoyle.
- Massages and hand jobs being thrown around like hotcakes.
- McPoyles. McPoyles everywhere.
- Men in tight white underpants.
- Milksteak boiled over hard and a side of your finest jellybeans, raw.
- Moonshine induced blindness.
- Mr. Kim's Korean barbecue.
- Mr. Tibbs.
- My balls on your chin.
- My butt filled like a Christmas stocking.
- My fist right into your ass! Hard and fast. Not in a sexual way, but in a 'I am pissed off at you' way.
- My grandmother had an affair with Susan B. Anthony.
- My horrible whore wife.
- My MySpace page.
- Newspaper, a piece of a credit card, blood and wolf hair.
- Night Man.
- No longer turned on by mules.
- North Korea.
- North Virginia.
- Not listening to words like 'no' or 'don't' or 'stop' because you are a winner.
- Not really having any convictions.
- One rock of crack.
- Orange assholes.
- Over-privileged pieces of shit.
- Paddy's Pub.
- Paris Hilton.
- Passing the same fish head back and forth.
- Patch Adams.
- Paying the troll toll to get into this boy's hole.
- People's knees.
- Pepper Jack's best ho.
- Picking up bar whores.
- Piss and shit everywhere.
- Places like Las Vegas and New Orleans and spring break.
- Playing at ballet.
- Pleading drunk as a defense to criminal charges.
- Plucking out your eyes and jamming them into your ears.
- Poo-Poo Pants.
- Poop on the shoes.
- Pooping in a bed.
- Pretending to be gay, for the tips and compliments.
- Project Badass.
- Psychological damage.
- Public access TV.
- Pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses and doing a little plowing of our own.
- Pulling your own teeth out.
- Puritanical restrictions.
- Pussy Hands.
- Putting bacon bits in your hair so you can feel like a Cobb salad, having them raining down on your booty call while you bang.
- Putting my cream all over his face.
- Putting our nuts in some dude's mouth.
- Raping you so hard the room would stink, then eating your butt and his son's butt in the stink until his stomach was full of your butts.
- Retard strength.
- Rick Astley.
- Rickety Cricket.
- Riddled with toxins.
- Riding the short bus.
- Ripping an asshole in half like toilet paper.
- Ripping the head off of a beloved stuffed animal.
- Roaming the streets, having unprotected sex with multiple partners, sharing needles and contracting the HIV virus.
- Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20.
- Rock, flag and eagle.
- Rocky IV.
- Rosie Perez.
- Russian roulette.
- Saddam Hussein.
- Salting someone.
- Samantha and Carrie and the dykey redhead.
- Scratching hard and very vigorously.
- Sears. It's awesome and it's products save peoples lives.
- Securing your place in Hell.
- Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton.
- Sexual blackmail.
- Sharing, it's a rule now.
- Shaved pubes.
- Shooting up with the homeless people and banging for money on the street.
- Showering in your brother's urine.
- Sifting through the feces.
- Sitting on a cloud of judgment and handing down life lessons to all the sinners.
- Skinning a son of a bitch and wearing his face.
- Skinny jeans.
- Slanderous perverts lacking any semblance of moral fortitude.
- Sleeping with a toothless, oily busboy.
- Slumdog Millionaire.
- Smacking someone's face off of their face.
- Smelling a crime before it even happens.
- Smelling like a dog fart.
- Smoking cigarettes to suffocate the bacteria in your stomach caused by the ingestion of poisonous apple seeds.
- Smuggling heroin through your anus.
- Snapping into an alternate and distinct personality, causing you to go on a serial killing rampage.
- Sneaking down and eating everybody's pets.
- So much shit shoved up your ass.
- Social responsibility.
- Sodomites in frilly lace.
- Sodomizing the king whilst the queen is forced to witness.
- Some big boss man fat cat.
- Some kind of spice blend or pesticide, or some other kind of sandy poison.
- Some slaves.
- Some sort of a poison glaze.
- Some sort of giant bird.
- Some square commie-ass piece of shit!
- Some stupid, drunk chick lying in garbage.
- Some sweet-ass shoes.
- Some weak ass-buster shit, bro.
- Something teabag related.
- Standing in poop.
- Statutory rape.
- Stealing a terminally ill kid's medication.
- Sticky kisses due to the candy and beer in your mouth.
- Stockholm Syndrome.
- Strapping on my job helmet and squeezing down into a job cannon and firing off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies.
- Surviving on hand soap and toilet water.
- Swayze in Roadhouse.
- Sweet Dee.
- Taking the tip of my penis and sticking it in a guy's mouth for, like, just a second.
- Talking about your feelings and shit.
- Tango and Cash.
- Tearing up pillows and pooping on the floor.
- That anteater nose.
- That elephant you slept with last night.
- That Jesus-on-the-cross look, because crucifixion is really good for your core.
- That pile of bones and flesh.
- That whole tsunami and Superdome thing.
- That's So Raven.
- The 'Move' that always works with the ladies.
- The Aluminum Monster.
- The American school system.
- The bottom of a birdcage.
- The brains.
- The cats are brown.
- The Christ.
- The D.E.N.N.I.S. System.
- The decisions that are best left to the suits in Washington.
- The dedication you got to put into eating a human body.
- The ejaculate of the homeless.
- The eyes of a cat.
- The fat parts.
- The Frankie Fast Hands technique.
- The gang.
- The guy that shoots the lightning bolts out of his hands. He wears the big, straw hat. His eyes go all white and shit, and Kurt Russell fights him.
- The Hardy Boys.
- The hottest gay bar in Philly.
- The inevitable blindness that results from injecting Mexican collagen into your eye.
- The Juvenile Lupus Association.
- The law, and various other lawyerings.
- The little asswipe.
- The lonely, sad, slutty, bitchy whore.
- The looks.
- The mad munchkin.
- The McPoyle brothers.
- The memory that haunts you.
- The mind-body-abs connection.
- The morgue.
- The most horrible people alive.
- The muscle.
- The mystery behind the poop.
- The National Health Inspectors Store.
- The New Kids on the Block.
- The New Orleans levees.
- The new poor.
- The new sausage-egg McGriddle value meal, available now for a limited time for under $5.
- The Nightman Cometh.
- The Party Mansion.
- The Pecan Sandies.
- The personal sexual adviser to Jon Bon Jovi.
- The ramblings of a crazy, old racist.
- The rape scene.
- The raping...I'm sorry, the sexing from behind.
- The removal of human genitalia.
- The return/exchange policy on adopting orphans.
- The Rococo Bang.
- The shady shit that goes down in nursing homes, like people getting assraped.
- The spirit that beat the Japanese.
- The spontaneous act of copulation, or fellatio, or at the very least, a hand job.
- The Steve Winwood classic 'Higher Love'.
- The strong musky power of true love.
- The subtleties of Charlie's retardation.
- The subtlety of a baboon.
- The sweet, sweet trash.
- The Taliban.
- The Talibum.
- The troll guy.
- The unibrow.
- The unmistakable bulge of a large penis in the jeans of a pre-op tranny.
- The useless chick.
- The vig on this action.
- The vitamins ripping out the inside of your stomach after chugging a Red Bull.
- The Waitress.
- The war where we saved Japan.
- The welfare store.
- The white-hot cream of an eighth-grade boy.
- The worst bar in Philly.
- Thin corneas.
- This little game of hearts and minds.
- Threatening to smash a kid's face into a jelly.
- Throwing away your convictions for a chance to get laid.
- Throwing detergent into the eyes of a male runway model.
- Throwing jars of pee out the window.
- Tiny boy, little boy, baby boy, I need you. Tiny boy, little boy, want to make love to you.
- Tokyo drifting.
- Tom Brady.
- Tripping headlong into a car door.
- Trying out for the Eagles.
- Trying to seduce your friend's mom because they banged yours, and failing.
- Trying to turn a profit off the murder of millions of innocent people.
- Tugging your rotten pecker.
- Turkey neck.
- Turning a trick or two.
- Two bastards.
- Two men sharing the night. It might seem wrong but it's just right. It's just two men sharing each other. It's just two men like lovin' brothers. One on top and one on bottom. One inside and one is out. One is screamin' he's so happy. The other's screamin' a passionate shout.
- Two trannies shooting at each other.
- Un-American freedom haters.
- Uncle Jack.
- Underage drinking.
- Underage rape.
- Using your head like a battering ram.
- Viva la Vulva.
- Washing my testicles every Friday.
- Watching somebody poop.
- Waterboarding some guy.
- Wet nips.
- Whales raping each other.
- Whoring out your kids.
- Wild card, bitches!
- Yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth.
- Your fat little monkey face.
- Your fat monkey heart.
- Your homeless ivory tower.
- Your little gingerbread man.
- Your mainline, cashmere, moussed coif hairspray.
- Your phony, suburban, half-assed bullshit.
- Your soul mate of pain.
- Your whore mother.
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|Questions ||Answers |
|I heard that Daniel Radcliffe basically made all paparazzo photos of him worthless because he wore the same clothes everyday - making it look like all photos taken of him were done the same day. ||Basically Radcliffe got it right. This though, is pretty difficult with women who no matter what will try to look great in their outfits (I guess not all women, ehem.. Kristen Stewart). Leo Di Caprio is also good at making his pictures worthless (and worth a lot at the same time), but he takes it a step further. I heard that even when he goes out to restaurants he asks for the table that faces a wall, doesn't look up to the waiter and never takes off his hat or sunglasses. |
|What other clever ways have celebrities burned the paparazzi? And what suggestions do you have to celebrities that want to make their photos, "worthless?" ||Are you a celebrity? Cuz there's even more things that you could do to make your picture worthless (or for the paparazzi to be worthless). Good luck to you! |
|What was the most disruptive or invasive thing that you ever did to get that money shot? ||The worst one that haunted me for days... was Marcia Cross' twin daughters birthday with her husband that had cancer. |
| ||It was super creepy, worked with a partner, never left the car where I was hidden and took pictures of them enjoying a day in the park. When they went for coffee later, they saw us and they were super chill and nice people. Seriously, I couldn't believe they were so nice. They knew we were always there in the car taking pictures and thank us for giving them their space. Still super creepy. I hated that job. |
| ||I'm sure I did more similar things... you know.. being a creep is part of the job. But that's the one I just remembered right now. |
| ||Never really did anything "invasive" out of the ordinary that I can think off. Bruce Willis did call the cops on me once because he said I was trying to get into his property. This was not true, I simply was peeing in a bush in Mulholland ave... |
|If you suddenly became super famous, would you complain about not having privacy, being followed etc. or would you suck it up and say it's part of your life now? Would you smile and talk to paps or openly hate them? ||Of course I thought of this before. I believe that privacy is a lost issue now a days with the internet and the NSA. I am not embarrassed of who I am and I believe I would smile and talk to them openly. |
| ||I would hate it if I was in my honeymoon or something of that sort and some asshole was shooting me with a 500+ lens. But there's an easy way to avoid this from happening and many celebrities have figured it out (just take pics yourself and throw them online for free, kills the money shot) |
| ||I would follow the example of people that admired and were great with the paps. They are just people working for some shitty media that wants some shitty news. |
|The Cult of Personality. How demeaning was it to take pictures of celebrities? Here in NYC, we ignore them and they can live a fairly normal life and actually walk around (except John Lennon). ||NYC has a lot of paps and they don't ignore them. LA works pretty much the same. A lot of people ignore them, but a lot of people go to the city just to see a celebrity so of course they go wild when they see one. |
| ||It was pretty demeaning, especially being an artist myself. But I did get to see awesome people and even shook hands with Paul McCartney. |
|What's the worst or meanest celebrity you met? I had a chance of meeting a lot of celebrities too, and I have to say that Eddie Murphy is a major douche. ||Sean Penn punched a friend of mine in like the second week of the job. |
| ||Javier Bardem spat in my eye (and I was so nice to him). |
| ||There's a lot out there that are douches, but for the most part, they were nice. They are just like people, some assholes, some regular folks and then the extremely super nice. |
| ||I never saw Eddie Murphy, but what you say makes sense. In comparison, Samuel L. Jackson is fucking awesome and nice, and you would think he would be the mean one. |
|Damn. i thought javier bardem was cool. ||He can still be cool. I saw him a couple more times and he was dickish, but no spitting on my face. |
| ||Maybe he was having a bad day, maybe he is just a general asshole or has no idea what to be a pap is like, but the dude is a pretty good actor though I hated him on Love in the Time of Cholera. I have a few friends that are a fan of his and got sad with my experience with him. But fuck it, just hope the guy thinks about the shit that he did. I mean, that's like one of the worst thing you can ever do (to spit on someone's face). I think I rather be punched. |
|There's a lot out there that are douches. ||I did not provoke him or did not hound him. I was super nice to him and gave him space. I thought he was going to shake my hand like many before him have, that's why I turned around. |
|I work in Hollywood and I would have kicked him in his fucking knee and buckled him. ||Well... then I would have gotten arrested and worse. The paps never have anything going for them. |
|Did you ever see/meet anyone from the Chili Peppers? ||Yes. I have "famous" pictures of Anthony Kiedis and his son Everly Bear (I think that's his name). I'll link you or post them soon. |
| ||Anthony was really really chill and a really nice person. |
| ||Also saw Flea and Chad. Both great guys, but virtually worthless in pictures in the paparazzi realm. |
| ||Edit: Here's Anthony with his kid. |
|Cool pic. No sign of John Frusciante? =P. ||Had to google John Frusciante, I believe I saw him, but never tried to sell his picture. Searched my hard drive as well... nothing. |
|So do you just hang around the gates all day and see who turns up, or do you have vague ideas of who to expect? ||More than vague ideas. A detailed list of what flight they were on and constant calls from several sources even giving me more information. |
|What odd similarities do you find between celebrities and people? ||Odd? There's no odd similarities. Celebrities are people. They have two ears, two eyes, a mouth and a nose, two arms (etc. etc.) |
| ||Ohh ohh. |
| ||I see your redditor name now. |
|Does the industry establish any limits or unwritten rules when it comes to your profession? Is there a line that most are unwilling to cross when it comes to getting a shot? ||There are. But now there's too many idiot paps breaking the unwritten laws. So the limits have been disappearing and people will do whatever to take a picture. TMZ has pretty basic rules for their videographers about respect and not shoot if they the talent doesn't want to be shot. If you see a video of asshole paps filming and just provoking celebs, they weren't TMZ (or they were and got fired). |
|If you are still answering questions, what was the nicest thing a bodyguard said to you or the strangest thing a body guard did? ||Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen's bodyguard was super chill. He always told me how things were going to go down, didn't block my picture, just did his job. |
| ||Fergie's bodyguard is like her best friend. He was also always awesome. |
| ||Jessica Simpson's bodyguard told me about all the people he had worked with before. He was also a former cop and marine. I asked him what would he do if I was an actual threat. In less than a second my arms were locked painfully behind my back and couldn't move. Super badass. |
|Holy shit. I wanna meet that last bodyguard. Sounds like that was a lot of fun. Also did you meet anyone that you still keep in contact with? ||Uhh.. there's a lot of people I still keep in contact from LA, but not an actual celebrity that I met. |
| ||I'm not going to name drop, but a friend of mine is a comedy stand up has been in a few shows and might be getting a movie deal soon. |
| ||I slept with a girl who is now in movies, youtube shows, commercials and shows. I keep contact with her, mostly because I want it to happen again. I don't think it will happen again. |
|Mary Kate and Ashley's (former) bodyguard! I know him, he's my friend! Yay! :) ||Bald guy that always wear pink shirts? |
| ||They switched bodyguards quite a few times. If that was him, he is a cool dude. Thank him for being a cool bodyguard for me. |
|Based on the years you spent as a paparazzo, I assume you had some experience with Britney Spears? As that was around the time of her 'breakdown' which brought on a major media frenzy. Tell me everything about her! ||Oh god... |
| ||Yep. She was indeed crazy. I tried hitting on her with the fantasy that I would be in someday and I was just 21... |
| ||What can I say that hasn't been said before? The camera I used when I switched agencies was the very same one that took the picture of her shaving her head and her vagina. My boss was like "this camera and I have been through a lot, break it and you are fired." (He was half kidding and I loved that D3) |
| ||My first jobs as a pap was Britney. She did randomly talk in British accents and was widely unpredictable. It was always a mess with shit tons of people trying to get pictures. One time she drove around in circles in a parking lot as 20 pap cars followed her. She would park, pretend to get out of the car, all the paps would jump out, but then she would just get in again and drive around the parking lot. |
| ||This pap told me a story that one day they were outside her house waiting for her. When she decided to come out and invite all the paps inside for a BBQ and a party but with no cameras. They obliged and went inside her house where she went to a different room. He said she then went to a different room and when she came back asked wtf they were doing there and called security to kick them out. He also said that he went inside a room that had random sex toys and shit smeared on the walls. THIS IS NOT MY STORY. Just a story I heard when house sitting some place else. |
| ||After her breakdown I saw her at LAX a couple of times. She always seem faded, almost robotic as her handlers took her through security and put her on her plane. |
| ||Edit: I actually already wrote about Britney on my blog and tell the stories there of when I saw her. |
|Have you ever been attacked by someone who didn't appreciate being photographed? ||Javier Bardem spat in my eye and that was about it. |
| ||Other people hide or run away, but none really attacked. Justin Bieber and I played a little game of see who can run faster. I won. |
| ||Oh yeah, and Beyonce's bodyguards. They push you and attack you, no fucks are given. |
|"I need you step out of the car, sir" ||This was at LAX. He was walking with Penelope and I was giving them distance while saying really nice things in Spanish (welcome to LA, I'm a huge fan, I love your work). He was about to get in his car when he turned around and I thought he was going to extend his hand to shake and say thank you (like many other celebs have). Instead he said "Eres basura" and spat in my eye. I saw Penelope freaking out, I saw his helper freaking out... I freaked out. I yelled back that I was just a guy trying to pay his fucking college debt working a shitty job, but no fucks were given. He got inside the car and left. I called my boss, he told me I had a lawsuit in my hands, specially because there was witnesses. I thought about it and talked to the police. They told me I could press charges under attack with a biological weapon (yep..) and it was going to be a whole fucking mess. I decided to drop it and leave it to karma. |
|"Would you hold still please" || |
|spits in your face || |
|To be fair paps are trash and only help feed America's unhealthy obsession with garbage that doesn't matter while helping them ignore the stuff that does. Lots of other ways to make money. I'm glad he spat in your face, he was right. Spitting in someone's face isn't the worst thing ou can do, spying on someone who is terminally ill and spending time with their family is worse. Do you actually have respect for yourself after doing that job? ||You should read the whole AMA and not only the asshole part. I answered your question before. |
| ||Totally agree that paps help feed the trash. Let us not forget is not only America that is obsessed with celebrities, my pictures sold worldwide (and Australia can be worse). |
| ||If you spat on someone's face... congratulations. You are an asshole... sir Asshole_Mountain. |
|Also if you were a tourist in LA where is the one spot you would go to see celebrities easily? ||Uhh... try the usual hang out places? Robertson? Beso restaurant? The thing is.. there's so many celebrities that a lot of people see them and not even realize it. |
|Have you known anyone before they became famous - or on the way up? If so, has that been beneficial later on? ||Yes. Tons of people. When I started, Twilight was nothing. My neighbor was Nikki Reed and she was awesome. We figured our birthdays were one day apart and we had a lot of similar interests (she going to college for art history which I also partake). |
| ||Also, Selena Gomez was just the little girl from Wizards of Waverly place. Miley Cyrus was just Miley. I saw both of them become massive which was super weird. They were both super nice when barely famous, but it changed fast. |
| ||There's more like that... |
| ||It was beneficial in the way that if they remember who I was, they were super nice to me. Like Vanessa Hudgens. She always smiled at my camera and other paps were always like WTF?! how do you do that?! It sounds super dumb, but I miss her sometimes... |
|If you look at my comments section, I've never said a bad word about Vanessa. She's such a sweet and down to earth person. She eats with the crew and is always happy and smiling. She's got a very magnetic personality. ||I miss her. She was one of my favorites. I would always make her smile and blush. |
|Which celebrities are the most 'in demand'? Do you think any celebrities genuinely get unfairly harassed or are excessively pursued by the paparazzi? ||Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Jolie are the top 3 demands and will always be a good sell. |
| ||Uhh... its not the paparazzi that chooses who to pursue, is the obsessed audience that wants to know more about a certain person. Some get unfairly harassed when the media only cares about them. I remember Rihanna after the Chris Brown days, everyone was in that case (I shied away from on demand stories). She definitely was pursued like crazy for a while. |
|I understand what you mean - that was poorly phrased! My apologies. I guess I wondered if you felt there are celebrities who can legitimately complain about the involvement of the press in their lives. I particularly wondered in light of what you said about celebrities who used to be child stars hating it; I've seen the clips of Suri Cruise telling paps to photograph her doll instead of her, and I wonder how this will impact her later. Do you think there's an increase in how involved audiences want to be with the children of celebrities? ||I believe that America and every country should adapt the no baby pictures like in Europe, where they blur the pictures of anyone under a certain age. |
| ||It truly is fucked up that Suri Cruise is as famous as she is. BABIES BABIES BABIES. The magazines and my bosses would yell at me for that. I don't understand celebrity obsession, much less celebrity baby obsession. |
|I think that's the part of things I've found hardest to comprehend. While I find the interest in celebrity coming-and-goings to be a little off, I can understand it as being a sort of aspirational thing. When it comes to the current trend of knowing what is going on with celebrity babies, and the trend of (some) celebrities creating web presences for their babies via instagram and twitter, I find it really strange. When I think how many sad stories there are about child celebrities not coping with the work or the fame for something they've done, I compare it to a generation of celebrity children, in particular Suri Cruise, who are famous and magazine-fodder for doing nothing except carrying some genetics. I don't see this going anywhere good. And, like you, I don't understand the celebrity baby obsession. I have one more question if you have time! Do you think the presence of social media (while obviously making it easier for selfies etc and undermining your job) has made celebrities in general more open and accepting of public scrutiny? ||Celebrities that have a social media presence are for the most part better off. But have to be always careful about what they post online, anything can be taken out of context. For myself, I know there's people that are going to upvote me and people that are going to downvote me. I'm happy for those who appreciate me and don't care about the haters that just hate (unless they have something constructive to say). I think many celebs are grasping this notion. There's probably as many Justin Bieber fans as Bieber haters and he should understand that not everyone is going to like him. This is what everyone should acknowledge and everyone would be fine (or that is my view). |
|I'm not trying to give you a hard time, cos I appreciate you're answering the questions, even the 'hard' ones, which is more than many AMAs, but... ||Hahaha. |
|I believe that America and every country should adapt the no baby pictures like in Europe, where they blur the pictures of anyone under a certain age. ||My agency sold those pictures before. The harm was already done, did not think much of it. Also, the only pics I have of Kiedis are with his kid. I wasn't going to get out of my way to blur that out. |
|You just posted an un-blurred pic of Kiedis' toddler. What gives? ||But you are right that I would prefer to have that picture blurred out (also, I should be watermarking my pictures, but laziness!) |
|Generally, how do you find out when "celebrities" will be at a location? Is it random chance? Or do their publicists tip you off and they just act surprised? ||Already answered this in some ways. |
| ||Random chance happened a lot (I mean, Aleksander Skarsgard and Bai Ling lived in my same apartment complex) |
| ||Anyone and everyone will tip you off. Publicists sometimes give information without the knowledge of the celebrity, so they are genuinely surprised. |
|Do you have any picture of bai ling where she's not trying to nip slip? ||Looked through my hard drive. Apparently Yes. |
| ||There's a set of her eating at Fish Market in Venice, boring pictures of her just applying make up. |
| ||There's another set of her arriving to LAX with a red shirt on. Boring pictures of her again. |
| ||I guess the only ones that make the light of day are those that show her pencil eraser nipple. |
|Did you make friends with any of them? If I were a celebrity I'd try to have one paparazzi friend... one. ||I would like to say yes... but friendship is a two way street, so I know it's silly to think they were my friends. |
| ||I chatted up with many and even hung out, gave them my business cards and what not. But no one ever called me :( |
|I've heard that celebs will call pap to tip them off, is this a common occurrence? ||Yes, depends on the situation. Some need the media attention at just the right moment. |
|Hello. Did you talk with Diego Luna and Gael Garcia?? As a mexican I'm really proud they are doing so well in the international film business. ||YES! As a Mexican and a huge fan of all their work I had to talked to them. I approached them to get that picture of me with them at LAX. |
| ||Gael was a bit of a dick and Diego was the nicest fucking guy ever. Gael was confronting me because I took more than one picture, he told me that one was enough. I told him that in the business I keep shooting until I get the right frame. Diego calmed Gael and asked me to direct them to the taxis. I helped them navigate LAX while taking pictures and Gael was still being dickish (while Diego super chill) |
| ||Iñarritu was there with them as well, but I didn't bug him because he was with his family. |
| ||Also saw Diego once in a bathroom in a bar in LA. I was already drunk and walking out when he was walking in. I randomly yelled "DIEGO!" and he looked at me with a "do I know you" type face. I just told him I was a fan, shook his hand and left the awkward situation. |
|That's really cool, I just saw you got Tijuana at your twitter, I'm from Monterrey. Viva Mexico!!! maybe you could make another AMA at /mexico. ||Soy Queretano and active member of /mexico ;) |
| ||They love to downvote in that subreddit... I might give it a try. I'm also going around TJ giving talks of what it was like to be a paparazzi. |
|Did you work as paparazzi at Tijuana when the artists went to vacations? ||No artist comes to Tijuana for vacation. I worked mostly in Los Angeles though I went to several other places. |
| ||I don't pap anymore, but if I spot one in TJ, I know I'll have to take their picture. Macaulay Culkin was here not that long ago and I missed him and I'm glad I didn't see him. |
|Va para el cerrito? ||Si hay cafe de olla y un quesito fresco, con mucho gusto. |
|Yucateco acá... Solo... hola. ||Mare! bombaaa! |
|Out of 10 A-list celebrities how many are in the closet? 3 out of 10? 5 out of 10?...it's a cliche question I know but i still need to know. ||Hahaha. |
| ||I think I have a decent enough gaydar and I would say that is more than you imagine. Tons of Hollywood waiters (wanna be models/actors) like to claim that they have slept with celebrities so I have heard that a lot are. |
|Any Alec Baldwin encounters? ||Hahaha... oh yes. The man flies from LAX to JFK a lot. I saw him a bunch. He was never nice but also never a dick. |
| ||Never anything bad but I do suspect he has no teeth. He was also embarrassed whenever his daughter picked him up for some reason. |
|No teeth? ||Yes, like he has prosthetic teeth and takes them out at will (like Grandpa!) |
|I believe the word you are looking for is "dentures". ||AHH yes. I couldn't think of that! |
|Do you have a most prized photo of a celeb? (more so personally to you, not what everyone else wanted) ||One of my favorites was Lindsay Lohan in Hawaii. It was like my first travel job and major sale and the first time using a 500mm lens. But there's a lot of other pictures I treasure (like the aforementioned Paul McCartney). |
|Do you have any pictures of Tom Hiddleston? |I'm such a giddy fangirl |Never saw Hiddleston, he was not famous when I was around, sorry :( |
|What is the need for all this following around? How's the attitude and how are the people who you work with? There seems to be no care about giving people their space, and their private time is it, and sounds like this is an industry for just people who don't care about others? ||There are a lot who are not American (probably do not have the papers to work there) and give no fucks about anything. |
| ||It is a dirty industry where people trample over each other to make money. |
| ||My last year working was for an agency where everyone was fair and smart, so that was way better. |
|What was the pay like? For example, did you get good money if you were the lone photographer (because I can't spell Papa whatever)? ||The pay always depended. I know now a days is way worse and paps fight more for lame pictures. |
| ||It could be anywhere between 5 cents and $5,000 or even more. |
| ||I averaged around 5k a month. I had horrible months where I made less than 1k. My best month was 12k. |
| ||Pay was tricky. The picture gets sold, the magazines don't pay you until months later. Blogs pay a misery. The agency you sold the pictures fuck with the numbers and pay you less. So the numbers were always all over the place. Sales reports included title of picture sold, what it sold for and my commission. Sometimes the report was 5 pages long of tiny tiny amounts that added up to 2,000. |
| ||So... it always depends. There is money in the job, its just not easy money (and I hear that now a days is way worse). |
|(and I hear that now a days is way worse). ||More paps, less privacy. |
|Any idea why? What changed? ||Technology changed the game. Now a celebrity can be somewhere and an idiot with an iPhone will take their picture an upload it to Twitter. That's a free picture for magazines to grab while that paps are trying their hardest to get a good picture. |
|What's Audrina like? I'd like to hear what you have to say about her. She's always been my celeb cursh. ||Well.. this is going to be a very bias answer since she is also my celebrity crush. |
| ||SHE'S AWESOME AND I'M IN LOVE WITH HER. |
| ||Yes, I have folders and folders with tons of pictures of Audrina. I used to hang out by her house and follow her all the time... She was always super nice, her sister and brother were chill too. Her dad tried to sell me their monster truck (as if I made that much money as a pap). Basically, picture that high school crush that you had nothing in common with but still believe you were going to marry her (or at least that's how it was for me). |
|What are some of the crazy things that happens to a paparazzo? Anyone do something that caught you completely off guard? ||Uhh.. Javier Bardem spat in my eye. |
| ||A lot of crazy things happened almost daily... |
|Which celebrities smoke cigarettes? Any idea of a percentage? Also any celebrities that seem tame but actually party hard? ||I caught a few smoking and some asked me to delete the frames because they don't want that image. |
| ||It wasn't that often. Complete guess of a percentage, 30%. And from that 30% only 5% are closeted smokers. |
| ||Uhh.. The Jonas Brothers? probably not the answer you were looking for. |
|I'd be interested to hear more about the jonas brothers? is it just joe jonas that parties hard? or the other ones too (no one remembers their names...)? ||Uhh Nick and... uhh ... uhhh... |
| ||Yeah. |
| ||I'm not sure. I know Ashley Greene is awesome and loves to party. Joe dated her and other girls that would love to party. Last time I was in Hollywood I bumped into Joe. I'm sure he parties. Not much to say about them, they were nice kids. |
|Obviously some celebrities act like they hate the paps, but have there been any in your experience that stood out as exceptionally nice and kind to the people that take pictures? ||Besides all the celebrity whores (Kardashians, the Hills, Jersey Shore, Kate and Jon Gosling, etc.) yes. |
| ||Al Pacino has to be one of the nicest ones that you would never expect. Hugh Jackman is super nice that every time I saw him I just wanted to brohug the dude. Like I said before, those who you expect them to be super mean turn out to be nice. Some that you expect to be super chill are complete dicks. |
| ||Tl;dr Al Pacino and Hugh Jackman. |
|I wish people would stop taking pictures and celebritizing the kardashians. They are seriously the least interesting people ever. They are famous for no reason. I don't even think they're attractive. ||Kim is oddly hot. |
| ||Seriously, in person she doesn't seem interesting or hot. I would take pictures of her and be like "bleh," then look at my camera and she would look perfect. Oddly photogenic in like the worst lightning and worst moments. |
| ||But yeah. I have no idea why they are famous besides Kim having an ass that I could sleep on as if it was a waterbed (and yes, it is that huge in person). |
|Did any celebrities call you to take their picture? I heard Hilary Duff does this. ||Not me personally. A lot of them do call other paps. |
|Can you say who was calling paps? ||Many have at some point in their career... |
| ||All the Twilighters. The Kardashians. Lindsay Lohan. Almost everyone from The Hills. |
| ||If its not them directly is via a publicist. |
| ||Celebrities need paps as much as paps need celebrities (or even more... ) |
|Do you consider paparazzi work "photography"? Why or why not? ||I consider it one of the toughest photographies next to National Geographic stuff. Animals are tough creatures to get perfect pictures of, so are celebrities. Think about it, we get pictures of people that don't want their picture taken, similar to polar bears that are looking for a meal and much rather eat the photographer. |
| ||Sport photography is an a controlled ambient. You know the light, you know the sport, you know what is going to happen, you just better be a good shooter. Model photography is very controlled. Pretty much every ambient is nice and controlled except photojournalism (or paparazzi, which is its lowest form) and nature type awesomeness (which someday I hope to do). |
|How do you know where people are going to be? Is it mostly PR tip offs and obvious things, like being at the airport, or is there more to it? ||Its that obvious. When you are in LA and the business, you can't escape it. I would see celebrities when I DIDNT WANT TOO. |
| ||Being at LAX to just be at LAX can get you some luck, but its dumb and pointless. Limo drivers and their agencies are more than willing to sell some information. Same with airline people. |
| ||Many paps have the city "wired". Valet parking people, managers of restaurants, or virtually any one that wants to make a quick buck can make a call and sell out a celebrity for $50 or so. I had tons of people that also called me for free. |
| ||When the twilight craze was going full speed I befriended some Twilight crazy fans that send me information constantly. These girls knew everything and messaged me for free the information. |
|So I always wondered how exactly do you know which flight someone is on does Delta call you and say hey Kanye's on our flight or what? ||Basically... |
| ||Either someone that works for Delta. The driver who is supposed to pick up Kanye or Kanye's PR gives you the flight #. Sometimes is the obvious celebrity gets on a flight from LHR and people get pictures. There's only a few flights from LHR to LAX, you figured out which one they are on. |
| ||One time I saw Ann Coulter randomly and took her picture. She asked me how I knew and guessed "someone in JFK told you!" I was like... "sure Ann, because you are that important" |
|Taking pictures of Ann Coulter is a waste of ink and paper. Should have beat her with the camera instead. ||I snapped four (digital camera) The flash didn't go on for 2 of them. Sent the one semi decent pic to my agency just in case. |
| ||Here's that she-devil |
|Have you ever played the game pokemon snap? ||YES! and it is my main inspiration. |
|Which celebrities had the best or worst temper when they got their photos taken? ||None and all at the same time. |
| ||Whoever you think will be mean, is actually super nice. Whoever you think will be super nice is the opposite. |
| ||When a celebrity has a movie coming out, they are super nice. When they have negative press they become assholes. |
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